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'You really are old school on spying on people, aren't you?'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'It's an antique!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."