Retro Spy Enthusiast Pillows

'You really are old school on spying on people, aren't you?'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'It's an antique!'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Licensed to grill.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

1950's.