Old School Spy Fan Gifts

"What's this?!...I thought spyware was a raincoat and a pair of glasses!"

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'