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"Hey! Is that a tiny speaker making ocean noises, and a little camera?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"You've got computer-breath."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I spy with my little eye…"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Smartphone Sonogram

JAMES BONDING

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'