Spy Gadgets Prints

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Careful! He knows computers."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

JAMES BONDING

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Smartphone Sonogram

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Vital mission - movie parody'