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"Watch what you say. The appliances have ears."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

The wine-shop

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

A spy

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

Sheepdog Security

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Super-ego Surveillance

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

NSA

US Camouflage School

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'