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The Voyeur

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Secret Services Club

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Geekasaurus.

The Hooligan.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

NSA

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Spy vs. Spy

US Camouflage School

"Have a nice day"

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Licensed to drill.

Anthrax scare.