Spy Gear Collector Pillows

A spy

The Voyeur

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Secret Services Club

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Geekasaurus.

The Hooligan.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

US Camouflage School

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

NSA

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Have a nice day"

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Surveillance Society

Anthrax scare.

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'What's she doing now?'

'The first thing this joint needs is a password. It's gotta be at least 8 characters long, and contain a combination of upper-case letters, lower-case letters, and numbers. Any suggestions?'