Spy Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

'I want to suck your toes.' - A problem for Maxwell Smart and his shoe-phone.

Used Spy Cars

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Spy Satellite

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."