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James Bond Password

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

Barks in code.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'More government surveillance!'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."