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"I've never known anyone as nosey as you."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The wine-shop

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Ian Fleming

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

NSA

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'