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"I've never known anyone as nosey as you."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The wine-shop

Licensed to grill.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

The National Conversation Starts Here

Ian Fleming

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Spy vs. Spy

NSA

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

The Spy Who Loved Me

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Roger Moore

CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!