Espionage Admirer Pillows

The wine-shop

'If I'm honest, I'm surprised more enemy agents don't spot George Smiley.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Do you every get the feeling you're being washed?'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Mensa Does Improv

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm counter - intelligence'