Secret Agent Admirer Pillows

Spies

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

Secret Service Code Names

Agent Sam Butler waited cautiously for his contact to make his move,

'What your cat does when nobody's home...'

"Wasn't a problem, chief. Luckily for the world, he was only an evil moron."

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Mensa Does Improv

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The wine-shop

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Wash your hands

Angel Music

JAMES BONDING

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"