Secret Mission Admirer Pillows

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Mensa Does Improv

The wine-shop

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Company Ink.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

The princess and the key

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Mars Rover

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

Someone carries a torch for you!

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Mission Impossible

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

Shadow