Secret Mission Admirer Gifts

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Mensa Does Improv

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

The wine-shop

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Company Ink.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

The princess and the key

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Mars Rover

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Someone carries a torch for you!

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

Mission Impossible

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Shadow