Mystery Mission Admirer Gifts

Mission Impossible

The DaVinci Code

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You know too much,'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Mensa Does Improv

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Elusive Shadow.

The Cashless Society is Here

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

The princess and the key

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Lover

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Mars Rover

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Moby the Private Dick.

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

A Ghost

Clowns of the Baskervilles