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Mission Impossible

The DaVinci Code

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You know too much,'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Mensa Does Improv

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Elusive Shadow.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

The princess and the key

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Moby the Private Dick.

Mars Rover

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Lover

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

A clowns parachute.

Clowns of the Baskervilles

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

A Ghost

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."