Secret Mission Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a covert operation!"

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'Robert, have you REALLY been employed as an undercover Secret Service agent for the past thirty years?'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Clandestine cows.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files

CIA Espionage