Missionary Admirer Pillows

'Exploratory surgery again, Dr. Livingstone?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Love

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Look man, no wings!'

The wine-shop

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

A meeting on the pier

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

The princess and the key

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

"How long has he been missing?"

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."