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"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'In general, do the right thing.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Caption contest"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Gold versus Knowledge

X-RAY

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Excessive Paperwork

John Banville

Continental marshal

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Scale indicates the value of books.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

Bank as a money tree

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"