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"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'In general, do the right thing.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Caption contest"

Gold versus Knowledge

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

X-RAY

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Excessive Paperwork

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

Continental marshal

John Banville

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Scale indicates the value of books.

Bank as a money tree

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'