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Day trading.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

wealth investment

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Graph to find your IQ

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'The financial advisor is here.'

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Stock Exchange.

'Always bought low.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"