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'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

At the market

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Day trading.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Graph to find your IQ

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"