Adventure Fantasist Gifts

Man's indomitable sense of adventure.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Hugh fans!"

Birds Following Witch.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

The Beard in the Stone

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Shall I let them breathe."

Phoenix