Adventure Fantasist Prints

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

ET Mishap

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"What the hell took so long?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Time Machine Collision

"Where the wild things were."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"It's probably just seasonal."

The Beard in the Stone

Birds Following Witch.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'I think they're up to something.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'