Future Fantasist Prints

"Your greatest symphonies will be immortalized in carpet cleaning and dog food commercials."

'It's only until we find a way to pay retirement benefits.'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

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"Why so grim, handsome?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

Leonard Nimoy

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'Let's rock!'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

When psychics fight.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

Wheel

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.