Future Fantasist Pillows

"Your greatest symphonies will be immortalized in carpet cleaning and dog food commercials."

'It's only until we find a way to pay retirement benefits.'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

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"Why so grim, handsome?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"They call this a universal charger?"

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

The passage of time.

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

When psychics fight.