Outdoor Appreciator Mugs

'This is some wildlife garden!'

'It's wonderful here, on a clear day when the fog lifts, you can see the smog!'

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Romantic Tree Carving

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Snow flake

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Fishing sign.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Brothers Grime

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."