Adhd Allies Gifts

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Try thinking about something else."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Psyche Delia

'I always seem to bring out the worst in people.'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."