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"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Try thinking about something else."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

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"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

'I always seem to bring out the worst in people.'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Psyche Delia

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