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"I do envy you having a husband with Asperger's."

"Foster failure"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

Snow Blind

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

Prosthetic snake.

'I'm home grown, but my Mom and Dad are adopted!'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Vitruvian Man

Scrabble for dyslectics

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

Skiing in a wheelchair