Audio Connoisseurs Gifts

"I'd show you my mini Hi Fi but you just trod on it."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Tong!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Who's the new guy?'

Scarpia's Palace

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Brat"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma