Audio Connoisseurs Gifts

"I'd show you my mini Hi Fi but you just trod on it."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

Scarpia's Palace

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Who's the new guy?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

B.B. King

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Brat"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Ralph Stanley

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma