Sound Junkie Pillows

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Glastonbury. After.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Audio Books

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'So that's his secret.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Books and Phones

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"Tap anywhere to begin."

The World's First Talking Dog,

"Turn down the bass."