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Sound Junkie Prints
Decorate their space with striking art prints that celebrate sound and music enthusiast culture—bringing energy and personality to any room.
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
Glastonbury. After.
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."
Audio Books
...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove
'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'
"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"
"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."
Useless information desk at trivia buff convention
"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"
"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."
'The next big thing is ultra nano.'
'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.
"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."
Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media
"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"
Ian Hislop
"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."
'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'
We Never Look at Prices Shop.
"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."
'So that's his secret.'
'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'
'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'
"Tap anywhere to begin."
"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"
Books and Phones
Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.
"I'm from the Noble Prize committee. You're on to something big, but it's been done."
At the celebrity jobcentre...
'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'
Sound Junkie Prints Collection
Sound Junkie Mugs
Looking for more ways to delight a sound junkie? Check out our collection of themed mugs, perfect for coffee or tea lovers who also love their tunes.
Sound Junkie Pillows
Browse our quirky pillows designed for sound lovers—great for adding a humorous touch to their home decor.
Sound Junkie T-Shirts
Discover our range of fun t-shirts for music and sound enthusiasts—ideal for casual wear and making a statement about their audio passion.