Instrumentalist Adventurer T-Shirts

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Cycling with a harp case

'I could do that.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Guitar Man.

"Now you can send it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Shoot For The Moon

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Don Quixote

"...it's another metal detector."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Joe Henry

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Pianist carrying his instrument.