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'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Progress?

Hysterically laughing monster.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

Oldies Band.

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

Meaning of Life $5.00

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

Man looking down a road with storm clouds above.

Alien Luggage

Rock Climbing for Beginners.

"O.K., but this time with a little less feeling."

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

'Can I drop you somewhere?'

'Okay! As soon as you guys all get up here we'll have our first seminar...'

"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."

A girl buries her doll in the yard.