Graduation Journeyer Gifts

Student Debt

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Airplane Mode.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"Behold the secret to happiness."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'One carry-on!'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Bike Rides

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

Bike Rides

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Wedding Car

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"