Long Journey Aficionados Gifts

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

The segway RV.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Chicken of the North

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

'Honey, I'm popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar: See you in an hour or so...'

It's more about the journey for me!

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

Wills, trusts, probate, divorce, San Francisco

"Forgot my keys."

Travel Agency. The novice photographers' club is planning a trip. Put them on the red-eye flight!

Reading on the train

"The shoes."

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

Continue to follow the yellow brick road

Internet Free Motel

Passport to eternity

Parrot Families: 'Daddy! Mikels repeating every single thing I say!' 'Atta boy Mike!'

'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

'Are we there yet?'

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

'That's torn it, now we're BOTH out of gas!'

A rough parting