Wild Journey Admirer Gifts

A rough parting

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Jasper's Limo Service.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Custer's Last Rollo

Gunswinger

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

The Chicken of the North

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

'Prance! Prance I say!'

A clowns parachute.

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"