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A rough parting

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Gunswinger

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Custer's Last Rollo

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

The Chicken of the North

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'Prance! Prance I say!'

A clowns parachute.

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

Where the Buffalo Roam. . . 'Can you hear me now?'

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.