Silly Entertainer Pillows

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I could eat you.'

Fur Baby

'Send in the Clones.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Children's Entertainer

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."