Silly Entertainer Gifts

Karataoke

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Send in the Clones.'

Fur Baby

Clown Wife

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'I could eat you.'

"What's your occupation?"

Children's Entertainer

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Dog Birthdays

Clown walks balloon dog

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"