Silent Entertainer Pillows

School for the blind kicks out a mime.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Covid-19 Protection: Your own mime box.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Karataoke

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown Wife

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"What's your occupation?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Clown walks balloon dog

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Land Before Mimes.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

clown fish