Silent Entertainer T-Shirts

School for the blind kicks out a mime.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Covid-19 Protection: Your own mime box.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Send in the Clones.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Land Before Mimes.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Seriously folks...'

Why did I marry that clown?

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''