Unexpected Creator Pillows

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'They were all out of roses.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Foot Massage

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Monk Parrot.

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

Can You Dance?

Shark Bomb

"Can you hear me now?"

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

Hair trigger

"When he said he was using the lockdown as an opportunity to make something I thought he meant a coffee table."

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."