Innocent Wonderers Gifts

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Boy on father's knee

I Heart Juggling

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'But if night falls, why does day break?'

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

I'm not avoiding you!

Decadence

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

Easter Bunny Nursery

My Life as a Troll

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

Sigmund Freud

I'm not avoiding you!

Axel, do you think if I wish hard enough, my little wooden friend will become a real boy like Pinocchio? I think you should ask Geppetto that question when you meet him in the insane asylum.

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

"Welcome back Mr Smith"

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'