Innocent Wonderers T-Shirts

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Boy on father's knee

I Heart Juggling

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'But if night falls, why does day break?'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Sigmund Freud

My Life as a Troll

I'm not avoiding you!

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Decadence

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

I'm not avoiding you!

"My mom said to tell you she's not home!"

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

"Welcome back Mr Smith"