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'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Child protects planet with umbrella.

What else is there to wish for?

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Whatever!

Drinking Companions

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

All Roads Lead To Rome

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Man with a Plan

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

Painting.

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

Roy's career as a basketball pro was short and unpleasant.

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'