Undercover Dreamer T-Shirts

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Painting taking root...

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.