Undercover Dreamer Mugs

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Painting taking root...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"