Simple Dreamer Mugs

Bob was rich beyond his wildest dreams - which didn't amount to much given how incredibly lame those dreams were.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Painting taking root...

'I could do that.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."